Azulão (For Jade)

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For Jade

I go to the pool a lot. I see the same faces, the same bodies, the same swimsuits. I know who will do what when I see the person exit their respective shower room door. At least I say that, so I can pronounce myself immune to surprises in all my jaded supercilious arrogance.

Until one day when even I was surprised. It was one of those afternoons when the middle school swim team, in all its youthful exuberance, were doing their sets and drills and flip turns, taking up five lanes in the seven lane pool. Sharing the pool comes with the membership. And sharing the pool often means sharing a lane. No biggie. Today, just as I entered the open lane, a women looks down from the deck, smiles and asks real friendly-like, “Mind if we share? I’ll take the right side.”

“No problem. I have to warn you, I’m old. I just do a long swim .”

“That’s fine,”, she answers, “I’m old too, not as old as you though, Gramps. And I will be doing some intervals.”

I liked the spunky “Gramps ” dig. As far as old is concerned, anybody who looks like they don’t remember Nixon isn’t old in my estimation. She isn’t old.

So we start. True to my word I am grinding the 2500 meter swim out. I check my watch at what I think is every 250 meters, just to see if my pace is consistent. True to her word, she is doing sets About the time I am in my last 500 meters, she does some kick drills with the kickboard. I finish up as she does.

“You’re like the Energizer bunny, You just keep going “

“Good analogy,” I say. “This is the time I have to myself. No phone. No interruptions”

“This is my escape too. It is required for me.”

Required? I think. This is unusual.

As she climbs out of the pool, I notice a tattoo on her left inner thigh, A bluebird. Quite lovely and in a most enigmatic place. However, this is the Twenty First Century. Women drive cars and even vote. I guess they can get inked anywhere they want. Walking back to the women’s locker room, she covers her ass with a towel. It’s a nice ass too, the kind you get when you are serious about swimming. Then takes off her white silicon swim cap, I expect her to shake her hair free, but no, her hair is damn near a buzz cut. With red-orange on top and blue on the sides, the same colors as in that bird tattooed on her thigh.
I shower off, wondering how long before my hair turns to straw again from pool chemicals. And I remind myself again to get one of those rubber hats like  Bluebird Woman wears.
I finish up, put real clothes on, head over to the coffee carafes, and fill my travel cup. Not the best coffee, but it’s free with the membership. I see her turn the corner,as I finish filling my cup.
“Fancy that. You drink this swill too.”
“I have very little pride and even less money. Truth be told, it’s my first time here today. But is it really that bad?”
“It’s about four notches higher than AA coffee.”
“Say no more. I know where of you speak. Sounds delicious to me.”
The witty repartee carried over from the pool.
“By the way, my name’s Bob.”
“How original, Bob. My name is Azulão, but folks call me Azu. My mother is Brazilian, Azulão is Portuguese for Bluebird. There was a song by that name she loves. But I was christened Maria Magdalena.
I know, you wanted to know my name, not my life story.”
“Not a bad story, Azu. I must admit”
Just then, our scintillating banter was interrupted when a powerful looking woman, also sporting a short haircut, absent the Technicolor enhancement, walks up to Azu, gives her a kiss on the cheek and says,
“I see you’re making friends already.”
She turns to me, extends her right hand, and introduces herself as Iris,  pronounced, “eh-REES.” Latino.
I shake it and notice, in the web between the thumb and index finger, a bluebird tattoo, same as Azu’s, only smaller.
“My name is Bob. Let me guess. That is short for Arco Iris, the rainbow.”
“We’ve been here a week and already I’ve met a clairvoyant.”
“Let’s just say, I figure stuff out quickly.”
Iris turns to Azu, tells her they have to go, mentioning a massage therapist with whom they have an appointment.
Off they go in an old VW beetle with the air-cooled rear engine.
Next week I run into them again, Azu in the pool, Iris later. Iris asks if there is a coffee place nearby, not a Starbucks. I tell them of the place, with home made pastries to die for, about two miles away.
“Please be my guests, this time,” I offer. They accept without any
phony “no we couldn’t possibly” hemming and hawing.
We settle in with Viennese coffees, heavy with schlag and slices of a Sächer Torte. As we sit,
Azu makes a gesture of obeisance to Iris, getting her a napkin, inspecting the cleanliness of her flatware, even asking for a cleaner fork.
“Very good. Thank you.”
I am happy it pleases you.”
They have a protocol. I notice.
We chatter on, getting acquainted, realizing we are something of kindred spirits.
The bottom line is they invite me to their place for dinner, to have something Brazilian, with lamb, from the South.
A few days later, I show up with mineral water and some tropical fruit, papaya and mangoes.
We sit and eat and talk. Azu is very attentive to Iris. I am getting euphoric from the good food, superb coffee, the beauty of the flowers which grace their home. It was an ambience of languid sensuality, from the lavender fragrance wafting from the oil diffuser to the Burmese cat who settled in my lap, intuitively knowing I would stroke her sable black fur.
“How long have you two been together?”
“Ten years,” answered Iris, “when I knew that I simply could not deliver another package for UPS, and the novel in my head would not write itself.”
Azu added, “i made enough from my photography free lancing to support us plus the money I saved from. covering the war in Colombia. You know, a war nobody cared about that lasted forever. Afghanistan with bigger snakes.”
She was more  blunt than a ball peen hammer. Her cynicism was showing, like mine when I got back from Lebanon.
I looked at Azu, then  Iris, the look shared among people whose hearts have held too much pain. And that maybe, just maybe, a night’s sleep after some hard fucking in the shared warmth of a big bed, might yet be the optimal therapy.
When you’re sober and you want to have a go with other sober sluts, you just put it out there. And if the women you’re hot for are queer with each other, well you just might be surprised.
I reached in to Azu, kissed her, then turned to Iris. She nodded. It’s OK, Cowboy, this isn’t our first rodeo.
I wasn’t interested in being God’s gift to Lesbians, just extruding the hard and dirty passion that had been inside me out through my tongue and fingers and, yeah, my dick.
I was amazed at how quickly and easily we found a rhythm. Iris and I made Azu the focus, then Azu and I shifted to Iris then those two to me. Simple kisses, caresses, stroking,probing, jacking up to a frenzy, , breathing heavy, a cry, a slap, a pinch, bellies sticking together, and a hand on my ass, Fingers up my butt, gloves, and dams and condoms, littering the bed like latex and vinyl leaves. If it was possible for me to do Azu while Iris did me, then surely Iris on Azu, while I slid my dick into Iris was possible too. We were busy fucking, not busy calculating the combinations. We were lovers, not mathematicians, after all.
Finally at dawn, when we woke up and I showered and dressed, Iris walked me to the door as I saw Azu on the bed, in all her lush nakedness, Iris said to me, “A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds. That’s Emerson, Cowboy.”
Then she kissed me good bye.

Workout

I skipped swimming yesterday, having put four hours into housecleaning. Today. I started my swim. After completing 2500 meters, I decided I would swim 2 miles. I like the longer swims when I decide one is in order.

The middle school swim team doesn’t practice on Friday afternoon. I got to use my favorite lane, one with a ladder for easy entry. I look awkward climbing in when I don’t use the ladder.

When I finished, I showered, changed, and went home. I’m sitting here now, just relaxing, enjoying the feeling of warm feet.

Nothing really important to write about. Thinking of a story for Jade.

Later Loves. 💘

Waking. Sleeping. Waking.

I was up later than usual last night. I wrote an erotic, sexually explicit story at the behest of one of this blog’s followers. Then I went upstairs, ostensibly to sleep, but my wife was watching TeeVee. I got her to play a Seinfeld DVD, which usually facilitates my dozing off. The episodes serve as bedtime stories for me. I know them almost by heart and the familiar voices relax me. But I don’t just doze off and awaken seven or eight hours later. I woke up around 6:30 AM, roughly four hours later, seemingly alert. Now consciousness makes her demands known. I am watching YouTube, drinking coffee (Colombian), eating fruit and cheese. The sleepiness is working it’s way back. And this half wakeful state is most compelling.

To sleep, perchance to dream…”

This lethargy has me dreaming, sort of, but I’m still steering this ship of consciousness. So the dreams aren’t really dreams, just puny, willful fantasies. The real dreams are when the monsters, gremlins, and imps within us take the reins. And suddenly I’m re-living horrible jobs and dysfunctional marriages. Suddenly alternative endings take shape.

But the greatest dream is to imagine things being different. And it take wakefulness for that outcome to materialize.

Just How Dirty Is My Mind?

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Sometimes the opportunities just drop out of the sky. But word gets around. If there’s a consolation for being the lower income producer in a two income household, it’s the size of the divorce settlement when you get dumped. I did OK. Enough money from the trust and the condo I got in exchange for signing over the McMansion to her. I can work on buying and selling the Mid-Century Modern collectibles I have a passion for. Occasionally the cash flow is a little tight and I found I can clean houses to ease the pinch a tad.

Clients? No problems. There are a legion of working professional women who like the idea of a man who reminds them of their ex-husband scrubbing their toilets and polishing their door knockers. And I make sure that they notice that I put the work into my swimming. I don’t flaunt my absence of a middle age paunch and fat ass, but they get noticed when I wear the 501’s shrunk to fit my body.

Tuesday I got a call from Melissa, the tax lawyer with the three bedroom row house. The heart pine floors repurposed from an old barn were a pleasure to wax and buff. And the master bathroom had that two-headed walk-in shower, plus the bidet that always piqued my curiosity as I fancied a woman using it.

That particular day I was finishing up as Melissa came home. She had a tennis lesson that had cancelled, but could not bear the thought of returning to a couple of hours of files. She would come up with the billable hours later.

Her key turned in the lock as I was putting the mop, brushes and buckets away.

“Nice work,” she said. She got out her wallet with the cash. And then…

I could feel her looking at me. She smiled then said “May I ask you something?”

“Sure.”

“You take care of your body, like modern collectibles and clean houses from time to time. Are you gay?”

“Funny I was wondering if you were a butch lesbian, what with the pant suit and that short bob of a haircut.”

“Maybe we both have secrets. Go upstairs, take those jeans off, shower thoroughly and meet me in my office.”

I did as she said. Showered and clean, I walked into her office, with the towel around my waist. She was sitting at her desk, wearing that god awful pants suit, absent mindedly tapping her palm with a ruler.

“Well here’s where we both get our questions answered. Yes? No? Maybe? Who wants to play?”

Rising from her chair, she walked toward me and with a quick jerk of her hand, pulled the towel off. I was, at that time, flaccid.

“Hmm. The mystery continues.”

“I can offer some closure”.

I drew in to kiss her. With the gesture, as our lips met and tongues explored, I was getting harder and hotter. She began to caress me, and I set to work undressing her. The tailored linen shirt and lacy bra came off. I found the side zipper on her nicely tailored trousers. Just as I began to slide the zipper down, she smacked my hand.

“Now it’s time for my surprise.”

She unzipped with her back towards me. When she turned around I saw that she was, uh, what’s the word, packing. And suddenly I knew that no amount of money could compensate me for what was to happen.

Her kisses and caresses became more assertive. I felt her fingers pinch my nipples harder and harder. And then she slapped my ass.

“Get down boy and put that ass in the air!”

And I did. I felt the wool of the carpet on my knees and on my nipples and my cheek as her fingers, now gloved and lubed, probed my asshole. I felt her move them in and out. I raised my body and my palms felt the rug. She was breathing in my ear, her tongue probing my ear, as her finger thrust into my butt.

Then the finger came out and I felt the push of the silicone phallus. And her hand on my cock. She and I were finding a rhythm. And I wondered, would she cum? How would I know?

And then I didn’t care. I felt the jism surge from my balls, up my shaft, as I spasmed and splattered onto the Persian carpet.

I collapsed, satiated. Emotionally. Physically. I had been used. And I didn’t care.

Housework

Just when I thought I should just chill all day, I got the idea that I could not put off cleaning the bathrooms and kitchen any longer. They are now clean. We have the washer and dryer in the bathroom. That means dryer dust. I am not happy with how the dryer is vented. Until we fix that, we will continue to be the world’s largest producer of dryer lint. I swear we could export it to a country with no dryer lint, so they would not feel deprived.

I also became skilled in soap scum removal with the Mr. Clean Magic Eraser. I was truly astonished at what came off.

We are clean of kitchen and bathroom. Dirty of mind. Still.

The Wheels On The Bus…

Fell off. From time to time, we all need to go into rest mode. This is one of those times for me. My weight loss progresses well. My swimming has been most satisfying. I have been one who, as my elementary school report card would say, “uses time wisely.”

We all know the problem with the prudent use of time. NO FUN!

I don’t think sleeping qualifies as fun. But sitting around, watching unrewarding shows on YouTube does. By unrewarding, I mean that I can’t make any money off the information obtained from the content. Examples would be Die Deutschen Wochenschau or Brazilian Plus Size Fashion Shows.

After watching about twenty minutes of German propaganda newsreels, it is patently obvious why the civilized world hated the Nazis and dedicated their national purposes to stopping them. Revulsion and disgust still come up almost 80 years after these films were made.

As to plus size Brazilian fashions, very attractive women model very attractive clothes and size doesn’t seem to matter. Guess I need to work on my Portuguese.

3:30 AM

I woke up an hour ago with the need to urinate. Post-urinating, I checked a soup I was preparing in the slow cooker. The potatoes had cooked til they were soft. I then added a can of crushed tomatoes to a black bean and Andouille sausage soup I was preparing. I was still wide awake.

After a long swim, I sometimes am a little hyper-alert. Adrenalin levels must be elevated. So rather than try to sleep, I will ride this feeling a little longer.

Since I just made a pot of decaf, I feel obliged to stay up. Dumb reason, I know. I think I will learn to like iced coffee.

I will stay awake til Train #98 the Northbound Silver Meteor passes through Ashland. Then back to sleep, I shall go.

Stalingrad Movie

It’s not everyday you can find a docudrama on YouTube about the battle of Stalingrad in Russian with subtitles in Serbian. At least it says Serbian but the writing is with the Latin alphabet, not Cyrillic. This was made in the 60’s or 70’s. It looks really cheap. The characters look as bored as I am.