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Just How Dirty Is My Mind?

08 Friday Feb 2019

Posted by David in Erotic Writing, Gender Roles

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#pegging

NSFW Erotic Writing

Sometimes the opportunities just drop out of the sky. But word gets around. If there’s a consolation for being the lower income producer in a two income household, it’s the size of the divorce settlement when you get dumped. I did OK. Enough money from the trust and the condo I got in exchange for signing over the McMansion to her. I can work on buying and selling the Mid-Century Modern collectibles I have a passion for. Occasionally the cash flow is a little tight and I found I can clean houses to ease the pinch a tad.

Clients? No problems. There are a legion of working professional women who like the idea of a man who reminds them of their ex-husband scrubbing their toilets and polishing their door knockers. And I make sure that they notice that I put the work into my swimming. I don’t flaunt my absence of a middle age paunch and fat ass, but they get noticed when I wear the 501’s shrunk to fit my body.

Tuesday I got a call from Melissa, the tax lawyer with the three bedroom row house. The heart pine floors repurposed from an old barn were a pleasure to wax and buff. And the master bathroom had that two-headed walk-in shower, plus the bidet that always piqued my curiosity as I fancied a woman using it.

That particular day I was finishing up as Melissa came home. She had a tennis lesson that had cancelled, but could not bear the thought of returning to a couple of hours of files. She would come up with the billable hours later.

Her key turned in the lock as I was putting the mop, brushes and buckets away.

“Nice work,” she said. She got out her wallet with the cash. And then…

I could feel her looking at me. She smiled then said “May I ask you something?”

“Sure.”

“You take care of your body, like modern collectibles and clean houses from time to time. Are you gay?”

“Funny I was wondering if you were a butch lesbian, what with the pant suit and that short bob of a haircut.”

“Maybe we both have secrets. Go upstairs, take those jeans off, shower thoroughly and meet me in my office.”

I did as she said. Showered and clean, I walked into her office, with the towel around my waist. She was sitting at her desk, wearing that god awful pants suit, absent mindedly tapping her palm with a ruler.

“Well here’s where we both get our questions answered. Yes? No? Maybe? Who wants to play?”

Rising from her chair, she walked toward me and with a quick jerk of her hand, pulled the towel off. I was, at that time, flaccid.

“Hmm. The mystery continues.”

“I can offer some closure”.

I drew in to kiss her. With the gesture, as our lips met and tongues explored, I was getting harder and hotter. She began to caress me, and I set to work undressing her. The tailored linen shirt and lacy bra came off. I found the side zipper on her nicely tailored trousers. Just as I began to slide the zipper down, she smacked my hand.

“Now it’s time for my surprise.”

She unzipped with her back towards me. When she turned around I saw that she was, uh, what’s the word, packing. And suddenly I knew that no amount of money could compensate me for what was to happen.

Her kisses and caresses became more assertive. I felt her fingers pinch my nipples harder and harder. And then she slapped my ass.

“Get down boy and put that ass in the air!”

And I did. I felt the wool of the carpet on my knees and on my nipples and my cheek as her fingers, now gloved and lubed, probed my asshole. I felt her move them in and out. I raised my body and my palms felt the rug. She was breathing in my ear, her tongue probing my ear, as her finger thrust into my butt.

Then the finger came out and I felt the push of the silicone phallus. And her hand on my cock. She and I were finding a rhythm. And I wondered, would she cum? How would I know?

And then I didn’t care. I felt the jism surge from my balls, up my shaft, as I spasmed and splattered onto the Persian carpet.

I collapsed, satiated. Emotionally. Physically. I had been used. And I didn’t care.

One More Thing….

21 Friday Sep 2018

Posted by David in Gender Roles

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#stereotypes

I am sick and tired of seeing commercials where men (humans with a penis and testicles) are scrubbing floors, doing laundry and changing diapers and women (humans with a uterus and ovaries) are in engineering school, on the other side of the coin.

Now I do housework, laundry, and have changed a diaper or two in my day. I am happy to do housework and consider changing my children’s diapers one of the great privileges of my life. And if women want engineering degrees, fine.

But the fact that some 21st Century Iterations of Mad Men (Persons) are trying to do social engineering to fit their vision of what the country should be like, while selling Swiffers,and proprietary schools in the process, really frosts my butt.

As I posted earlier, I am not a nice guy.

“I’m mad as Hell and I’m not going to take it any more!”- Howard Beale Network.

Free.

01 Wednesday Mar 2017

Posted by David in Gender Roles, Love and stuff, seduction, Sexual Identity

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nude

I walked four miles in warm, windy weather under a bright sun. The weather would change to blustery, with dark clouds and rain after I finished.

Inside, after my walk, I stripped off my sweaty clothes and savored the free feeling that only nudity offers. My imagination put aside the reality of differing libidos and values and inhibitions as I fancied myself deliberately making love with my wife. Tasting her body, caressing her, feeling her kisses on my skin. Taking her with certainty, authority, and power.

Friday: The Mind Races

10 Friday Feb 2017

Posted by David in Gender Roles

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Organizing.

Ever have one of those mornings, where your thoughts are going from one idea to another, seemingly without plan or resolution of one concept before another creeps in?

That is my mental state right now. I’m not going to call 911 or anything, but it’s down right annoying. Maybe I’m too jazzed up on coffee. I dunno.

You see, last night I got tired of looking at this honkin’ big package of Charmin Bath Tissue just sitting out in the downstairs pile of clutter. I knew where it could go; in the upstairs bath/laundry room on a shelf over the washing machine. But there was junk on it, old towels and linens we would never use, like a toilet seat cover bearing an image of Santa Claus. That is going to Goodwill real soon. So I organized this shelf and space to put stuff magically opened up. Then I started thinking about all the others spaces I could liberate from their clutter. 

Then I started thinking about what are “male” jobs and what are “female” jobs. I don’t want to re-write every social norm in Western society, but running a house doesn’t carry a specifically “male” or “female” skill set, whatever those two may be respectively.

Doggone it! I like cooking, cleaning, and organizing, obviously  a lot more than my spousal unit. 

Here goes! That was liberating to say that.

Lurking, Substitutions, Sleep

04 Friday Nov 2016

Posted by David in Exercise/ Fitness, food, Gender Roles, Sexual Identity, Sobriety

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Catholicism, cooking, recovery

If you follow my blog, you might have learned a few things about me.

  1. I had a spinal fusion in November, 2015 that effectively ended my working career. The fusion was preceded by a rotator cuff repair in May, 2015.
  2. I am a practicing Roman Catholic, having converted in 2010 at age 59, from The Episcopal Church USA.  “Practicing ” means I go to both Mass and Reconciliation (Confession) regularly, pray The Rosary, abstain from meat on Friday as a penance. Most importantly, I take Church teaching on love and compassion very seriously.  My faith is like  a “hard limit” with me. I realize a lot of you have had some truly crappy experiences with the Church. I understand. I’m sorry it was so bad for you. Part of converting meant I had to get two previous marriages that ended in divorce annulled under Canon (Church) Law.  I totally get the annulment ordeal.
  3. I am a recovering alcoholic, 22 years sober, AA attending. Along with The Church, I use the 12 Steps of AA in ordering and directing my life . Patience and tolerance are among the gifts I take from them.
  4. Partly from AA, partly from family history, and partly from my own personal experiences around sex and gender identity,  I am very accepting around LGBT issues.  If you are lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgendered, that’s OK by me. To that end I am curious about your lives and how you view the world.
  5. On the lighter side, I like to cook.  I also like to exercise, swimming and power walking mostly.

This takes us to the first topic in the title, Lurking. All you Butch Lesbians and Bisexuals out there should know I read your blogs. Occasionally I will “like” a post.  I realize most Butches are OK with my reading. Some aren’t.  To those who aren’t OK with people of my demographic reading your blogs, I’m sorry. But I’m not quitting, unless you bore me to death.

Topic #2.  Substitutions. Since I like to cook and am in Recovery, I find substitutions for wine, beer and spirits in food challenging. Most times I simply not use a recipe with alcohol.  I know how alcohol cooks off in a lot of cases.  But the “esters”, those wonderful compounds that give different wines their unique and characteristic flavor, give me a headache. Any tips on substitutes for alcohol would be appreciated.

Topic #3  Sleep.  Between not having a job and chronic, albeit moderate, pain. I don’t sleep well.  Throw in the Cubs winning the Series, and my circadian rhythm has no rhythm. I’m like Ward Cleaver dancing.

That’s it. I’m done for now.

Adventures In Gender Nonconformity

01 Tuesday Nov 2016

Posted by David in cooking, Gender Roles, Sexual Identity, Suburbia

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4-H Clubs, Gender Roles, Home Economics, Insect Colecting

That term “Gender Nonconformity” is pretty daunting. Why would I, a committed macho-type heterosexual male, dare to venture into this semantic minefield?

In 1961, the 4-H Club came to Skipwith Elementary School. We were still considered a rural area at that time, before the few farmers remaining sold out to the developers.  There were two teachers, facilitators, I guess they would be called now. There were two programs offered, Insect Collecting presented by the male teacher and Home Economics, facilitated by the female.  The unspoken cultural norm was that the boys would sign up for the Bugs, the girls for the Cooking and Sewing.

I signed up for  Home Economics.  I had no real interest, at that time, in collecting insects. The wonders of entomology had yet to seduce me.  I did, however, have some interest in cooking and the other “Domestic Arts”.  I was the only boy in Home Ec.  I do not know if any girls signed up to catch bugs, kill them with ether in a jar and present them pinned to a board.  The point is that it was no big deal.  Nobody said anything.  My mother was not concerned that I might become a “homo”, to use a contemporary term. She always welcomed any help around the house.

I did learn a thing or two. It kindled an interest in cooking, cleaning, and interior design that I still have.  Regrettably, there wasn’t much focus on sewing. I could have benefited from learning sewing. I wish I had pursued it.

“Gender Nonconforming”.  A boy takes Home Economics. A girl collects bugs. It seems the term inflates the significance and obfuscates the reality of what’s actually happening.  I don’t mean to disparage anyone dealing with these issues  and encountering difficulty.  I know that this is a very tough issue, from what I’ve read from my blogging colleagues. Simply put, my experience in doing a “girl-type” thing was, all in all, rather benign.

To all you Gender Nonconformists out there. Rock on!

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