Dear Porn Writers & Erotic Bloggers:

I know it’s a basic fact of human sexual physiology that the vagina lubricates itself in anticipation of sexual activity. I know it’s important, ya da, ya da, ya da. Still it gets a little tiresome, post after post after post. Now I know you women out there are strongly pro-lubrication, lady parts-wise. Who can blame you? Not me, that’s for sure.

Still, wet cunts are as common in porn as Green Bean Casserole made with Campbell’s Cream of Mushroom Soup and French’s Onion Whatevers are at Thanksgiving Dinner.

Just a hint. Broaden the repertroire. OK?