About a month ago, I had my left eye’s cataract taken off. It went well, except I got this tiny little corneal abrasion and this abrasion is taking its own sweet time healing.

It feels like an eyelash is stuck on my eyeball. I want to just close my eyes and rest. That’s how it gets better, I guess. So I close my eyes and refrain from writing and driving (logical enough) and swimming (risk of infection).

Anyhow, I have to chill and be a good patient. Bummer.

P.S. I’m horny too. Can you say adultery?