Sexy Scents, Gwyneth Paltrow’s new candle smells like her orgasms: Bang Media
That was a headline in the news feed on my phone.
I have been desperately holding on to my sanity for the last few weeks. Now there is Gwyneth, her candle, and the smell of her orgasms. Do they smell like cinnamon, sandlewood, bubble gum?
I try the best I can.
Dispatches From Dystopia 
i may have to get one of those candles
Yeah, for nostalgia value alone.
Not sure I need to know about that particular smell. I wonder how they knew… no, scrap that!
TMI, my friend. TMI.
It is…
Sorry I have this mental image of some sticking their nose where they really shouldn’t and being very intrusive during a couple’s very private time.
I’m going to make myself a nice cup of tea. Now when she makes a candle with that aroma let me know!
I know. The image is all but overwhelming. Tea? Darjeeling, Earl Grey, Lapsang Souchong?
I know, I am trying to clear my head of the entire process.
My tea aroma would be Tetley, with milk and two sugars please.
There you go.
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