The Property Brothers. Those affable Canadian twins are hired to rehab and remodel a home owned by a serial killer, think Land Order SVU, who has mummified bodies in his basement.
Imagined dialogue
“I can tell you right now that those mummies are going to depress the value of this home.
Dispatches From Dystopia 
LMAO! I love that show! I can totally see them trying to incorporate a murdering “space” for the guy along with long term corpse storage. I’m cracking myself up here….
Jonathon would say, ” Notice we put a floor drain and a hand-held shower that should take care of a lot of messes.”
“The open floor plan upstairs doesn’t leave you with many load-bearing walls. I don’t think drywall will be useful for the heavy duty bolts you’ll need.”
lol Ya know, David, we should collaborate and write a satire on the topic. 😉 I can’t imagine there aren’t a number of others out there who would find it quite humorous!
Yes A kink one would be nice too. From the paved front yard for the, uh, “parties” to the built-in spanking bench, to the unusually high privacy fence in the back.
lol As i was buying my townhouse, a friend of mine suggested that i look for a place that has the capacity to be used as a serious kink space. Suspension bondage in particular. 😉