I haven’t had sex since…. God knows when.

Sometimes just looking at a face is almost as good as cumming. Can you say that? I mean, unless there’s a big show and you have to clean up afterwards, even if it’s just a wet rag across your junk, does it count?

There are women like Brandi and Rosie that I see in the rooms who are beautiful. They could wear bags over their faces and they would still be beautiful.

And I would still fall in love.