What if the winner of the Publishers Clearing House Sweepstakes was a death row inmate? How would the Prize Patrol handle the visit? That’s a lot of body cavity searches. The inmate might have trouble deciding how to spend the money. I mean a new house is out of the question. Scratch an around the world cruise off the list, too.

The lawyers could always use the money. Maybe the governor would appreciate a sizeable campaign contribution. Maybe the Anatomy Department at a state medical school would appreciate money more than another cadaver.

Maybe I just need to think about something else