I looked at my phone. All I saw were three anumerals 623. Was it dawn? Or dusk?

I looked out the door. The recycling still remained at the curb. My neighbour was starting her car, headed to work?

My disorientation was assuaged when I saw that it was 6:30 AM in New York on the World Clocks.

Did I dream of an afternoon nap?

If it was afternoon, why was my wife sleeping beside me and not at work ?

Right now, at 8:30, the lawn mowing cadre is at work. I have found on the Internet Archive, a Vietnamese woman masturbating on camera. She is naked, with a Picachu stuffie to her left.

And I am sleepy again. The Vietnamese woman has some sort of sex toy inserted in her vagina to help with her self- pleasuring and now uses a Doxy wand vibrator to stimulate her clitoris and labia. She is wearing a K95 mask. Must be a plague year.

I am watching typical images of our time. I can adjust my set and watch a cricket match , a home remodeling show, or a documentary film from World War Two of an SS man murdering Jews in Ukraine.

It’s the Information Age, ya know?

Not McCauley Culkin, me. J is at work. She doesn’t want me driving until I receive my new glasses in my post-cataract surgery prescription. Never mind that I can see perfectly well without glasses and all the new “specs” will do is correct my astigmatism

Oh well. Time to watch other people’s old home movies from the Internet Archive There are Dutch children learning to ice skate with the aid of a 4-legged stool.

J will be home after 11 from her shift at Target.

I’ll watch some football shortly, if I can stay awake.

Despite the potential negative outcomes of falling on my face, all is well. No brain bleed or broken teeth or broken nose. I can say I dodged a bullet. I also did not fall because of a brain tumour.

We’re addressing the issue of a Vitamin B-12 deficiency as the most likely cause of the balance issue. I’m getting Vitamin B-12 injections.

The corneal abrasion has healed.

I am returning to my usual routine, except for night driving. I guess I could do that but I need glasses in my new prescription, that will largely correct my astigmatism.

I did not elect for toric lenses when my artificial lenses were put in. I guess I’m old-fashioned and want glasses, particularly for a no-line bifocal for reading and close work.

In with the new old routine!